Bitchin' zio

Bitching Bob/Betty is the slang term some pilots and crew (mainly North American) use when referring to the voice used on some on board aircraft systems which provide audible spoken warnings.-wikipedia.org
Some sample warnings from GPWS and EGPWS/TAWS and warnings from TCAS were used..
Just for the sake of fun.
Here's my Bitchin' zio!




when listening to spellingcontest: "WHOOP WHOOP! Pull Up!"

when listening to Infidels: "Don't Sink!"

when playing poker: "Clear of Conflict"

when having a hot conversation: "Windshear, Windshear, Windshear!" "Don't Sink!"

when talking to a fellow zio: "Increase Climb, Increase Climb"

when having a drink with a fellow zio: "Altitude, Altitude"

when waiting for a fellow zio: "Maintain Vertical Speed, Maintain"

To all fellow zio: "Climb, Climb NOW -- Climb, Climb NOW"